He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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