my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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