New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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