Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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