Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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