I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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