All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
