My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You can't special order awesome
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I supernannyed him into submission
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