Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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