I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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