Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just high enough for therapy.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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