that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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