do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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