One girl and one boy is just not enough.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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