When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My penis needs a shock collar
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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