margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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