So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
