Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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