I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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