Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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