Do you still have your period?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
