Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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