She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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