Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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