wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
