i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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