woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
