You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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