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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
i think my cat just said my name.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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