she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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