Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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