What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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