I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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