By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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