your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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