so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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