So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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