Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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