If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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