I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
