have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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