She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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