Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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