I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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