how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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