Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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