Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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