This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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