so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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