at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
