id be glad to
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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