nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
