somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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