dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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