and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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