he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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