you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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