Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm bleeding and have questions
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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