Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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