arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
The ass gains better be worth it
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