i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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