Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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