nut hugger
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
And then my night got REAL pukey
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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